Thanks for perusing our website. If you don't have a stack of questions after this lot then you were obviously paying far too much attention.

For further info, questions and bookings, please send us a message using the form below. We will try very, very, very hard to get back to you before dinner time. After that... well, then it's nap time and it'll have to wait till tomorrow. Cheers.

And before you ask, despite all the rumours going around, you will NOT receive a free cat when you stay for a week or more. Some wacko hippie named "lizard" ate them all. Sorry.